Countdown to the First Slap

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

How to Do a Slap Bet

Step 1: Come to an agreement on what the conditions are for winning the slap bet.

Step 2: Assign a slap bet commissioner.

Step 3:WIN! Then give out the slaps like your pimp.

(optional) Step 4: Now you may scare the F!@# out of the loser. This can and should be done via spamming Facebook, Myspace, E-mail, Texting, Calling, etc...

Note: A slap bet commissioner decides whether or not the win was valid, or if a slap was appropriate towards the slap bet count. When the slapper slaps the slapee (the loser) the slapee must not give any retaliation via physical contact. Verbal abuse is appropriate but because of some situations use of profanity is cautioned(church, funeral, movies, car accidents, hospital, daycare, bathroom, girlfriend's bed, in front of parents, library, in the closet, etc...) . If in the event that the slapper wants transfer his/her slaps to another person it would be up to to slap bet commissioner to decide if that action can be placed(transfered slaps can only be used on the original slappee)


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