tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69944929501713475162023-11-15T05:14:54.302-08:00The Slap BetTyler Phetchanpheng, will be slapped, 3 times; to be precise.Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07004106339911639665noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6994492950171347516.post-56263210449442755672010-04-13T15:38:00.000-07:002010-04-13T16:03:49.949-07:00How to Do a Slap Bet<div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Step 1</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">: Come to an agreement on what the conditions are for winning the slap bet.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b>Step 2</b>: Assign a slap bet commissioner.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b>Step 3</b>:WIN! Then give out the slaps like your pimp.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">(optional) <b>Step 4: </b>Now you may scare the F!@# out of the loser. This can and should be done via spamming Facebook, Myspace, E-mail, Texting, Calling, etc... </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b>Note:</b> A slap bet commissioner decides whether or not the win was valid, or if a slap was appropriate towards the slap bet count. When the slapper slaps the slapee (the loser) the slapee must not give any retaliation via physical contact. Verbal abuse is appropriate but because of some situations use of profanity is cautioned(church, funeral, movies, car accidents, hospital, daycare, bathroom, girlfriend's bed, in front of parents, library, in the closet, etc...) . If in the event that the slapper wants transfer his/her slaps to another person it would be up to to slap bet commissioner to decide if that action can be placed(transfered slaps can only be used on the original slappee)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div></div>TJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08791581292197395438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6994492950171347516.post-29041453311799705772010-04-13T14:46:00.000-07:002010-04-13T15:05:37.380-07:00Days are going DOWN.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Yo.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">62 days until the first slap. What I wish for you readers to do, is to text Tyler everyday and say how many days are left.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Here's a little convo I had with him :)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Apr. 12, 2010 9:57 p.m</span></b></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Me: "www.tylerwillbeslapped.blogspot.com"</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Tyler: "Omg lol i dint think you would put it up ahaha"</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Me: "63"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Tyler: "What 63 days hour what"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Me: "63"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Tyler: "Omg your just lucky you won"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">10:17 pm </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Me: "Don't worry, it'll all be quick and slightly painful :)"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Tyler: "Ahaha watch me win a slpa bet one day and ill get you back"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Me: "Sure."</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Tyler: "Oh i am sure ahah"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Now, as you can see, Tyler is already showing a bit of insecurity and perfectly rational fear. However, take a look at what he has to say the next day (today).</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Apr. 13, 2010 10:59 a.m</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Me: "62"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Tyler: "Your gay lol"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">He's obviously scared, so please, please, please, text him daily about how many days are left.</span></div>Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07004106339911639665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6994492950171347516.post-27034920122295363222010-04-12T21:41:00.001-07:002010-04-12T21:54:09.388-07:00A Little Story<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">So, if you're actually interested in how this whole thing came to be, just read a little bit more and finish the story.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">On April 10, 2010, my friend Tyler and I were playing </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Speed</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">, a card game that is very addictive. Unfortunately, I went on a 3 loss losing streak and I decided it was time to mess with his emotions.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">"Whoever gets to 15 wins first, gets to slap the loser 3 times at anytime in our lifetime, but not however in inappropriate situations such as a funeral, car accident, etc."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Now, those weren't exactly the words I said, but it's fairly close. The 15 minutes we played those games were very long and incredibly scary, however, when I started to win, I had began to tease him by saying things like "I just feel the warmth of the slap that went across your face." Fortunately, those words did overcome his emotions, and I did of course, win.</span><br /><br />After I won, I positioned my friend Kenton as the Slap Bet Commissioner, he'll basically judge or decide appropriate slaps and whether or not each slap attempted is valid to add to the slap count.<br /><br />If you do actually continue to read these entries, I will continue to post current events such as close calls to slaps, etc.Jeromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07004106339911639665noreply@blogger.com0